The Guy Who Had Nail in His Head and Didn't Know It..

is going to make pizza's for a living.

"I didn't realize that there is cheese on pizza" will probably be the first thing he says after he makes that first pizza, at his new job.

Maybe he should think about getting a job with medical insurance, because he didn't have it when he had put nail in his head.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/19/nailgun.accident.ap/index.html