This is some of the Book I Never Finished Writing

It makes from fun of Men are From Mars..Women are From Venus (which is the worst book next to Chief Moose's book) -anyway my book is called "We Are All From the Same Planet - Deal With It.

Maybe I should send this to Maxim?

Chapter 1: Men Are Not Mice - Don't Set a Trap

You have to give your man room to breathe - especially
after the honeymoon phase.
You are supposed to love someone for who they are
and that means the hobbies and friends they come with.

If your man is great to you and all he wants is a night
or so partaking in his hobbies, hanging out with his friends
but he makes time for you - then don't lecture him about his
"frat-boy -like" friends or his dedication to watching
Sunday football.

Now if he makes absolutely no time for you then
I wouldn't blame it on his adoration for sports because clearly
he is not interested. Wake up and smell the coffee and look at the
empty bed and move on with your life.

But seriously,don't take away any joy that comes
from -not you.
You, regardless of how much you adore him or vise-versa,
were not put on earth to be his sole interest. Deal with it.
(Also, sometimes just knowing you are not a Nazi,
will enable him to sincerely want you around).