Compliments of our friends at Maxim

Road Pop
A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license.“What’s that?” she asks.He explains that it’s the card proving she knows how to drive.“Oh, I have one of those,” she says.After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”“What’s a ticket?” she asks.The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his di*k.The girl slumps in her seat and says, “Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.”