This person posted a note on their site to honor a dead bird..

What a reject..
http://www.calontir.org/~bop/4/aprjuneissue.htm

I bet the obituary looked something like this:

Callie was a great bird.
As a loser with no life, Callie was all I had.
When she shed her feathers, I made super cool boas.
Mostly she ate, slept and pooped.

Callie leaves behinds her sons Dodo and Big Bird.
(I love when people post the remaining family members - its like haha you died but look we are still alive).

R.I.P Callie