Okay, I'll cut back on texting you guys my stupid jokes..

Apparently text messaging is bad for you....
LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/01/24/italy.text.reut/index.html

Bill Cosby puts his pudding pop in the wrong pudding

Ah,yet another married man gets busted:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=446798&page=1

How many times have I said I'd love to get paid just to moan?

LOL -Well now Jenna Jamenson did it. Its okay, I'd rather get paid to do it in a rock or rap song.

PS: She normally is hot, but she looks bad in this pic.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/index.html

Pork..Its whats for dinner,or else you'll get stabbed

Two Boys Stabbed In Pork Chop Dispute

Meet Tammie Josette Peter. The Louisiana woman, 31, allegedly stabbed her 12-year-old son and 15-year-old brother after discovering that the older boy was cooking pork chops for himself. According to the below report prepared by Ouachita Parish sheriff's deputies, Peter went nuts after returning to her Monroe home late Sunday evening and seeing her sibling "cooking two pork chops for himself and none for anyone else." After throwing one chop at the boy, the "altercation turned physical," with Peter stabbing her son in the shoulder when he tried to keep her from arguing with the older child (the boy received stitches at an area hospital).

The older boy wasn't so lucky. As Peter's boyfriend was preparing to take the 15-year-old somewhere else to spend the night, the woman allegedly stabbed her brother in the chest (the boy is hospitalized in critical condition). Peter, locked up in the Ouachita Correctional Center in lieu of $15,000 bond, has been charged with two counts of aggravated battery.

She just had good hygiene..now she is going to jail..LOL

I guess there isn't a whole lot to do in Michigan..

Woman guilty of DUI after 3 glasses of Listerine
Thursday, January 27, 2005 Posted: 3:15 AM EST (0815 GMT)

ADRIAN, Michigan (AP) -- A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on January 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment.

Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

Ries, who entered her plea last week, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced. Prosecutors agreed to drop a charge of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle.

Man drops 17K on an ad to get his wife back

While this is super sweet and I guess if you have the money to do this, more power to you - but clearly this man must have screwed up big time. And he probably spent way more on his mistress and hookers anyway so whats a mere 17 K

He was barred from her gated community LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/newspaper.ad.ap/index.html

Boys arrested for stick figure drawings

I'm sure the religous zealots are going to say we should now ban papers & pens.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/26/drawings.arrests.ap/index.html

Money Does NOT Buy Everything

So they think raising the bounty amount on him, will help?

We'll also give our lives up...oh wait we did that already

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/24/binladen.reward/index.html