Soccer

So I played soccer after a 7 year hiatus. And now I am injured. LOL.
I have never gotten injured during sports. My toe is all red and I cannot move it without experiencing intense pain. But it was worth it.

It was quite apparent that everyone else on the team, has played in the last 7 years but they were all super nice despite the fact that I am not as good as Posh Spice's husband. LOL.

I sure can kick though, maybe I should take up Kickball, but than I again I can't catch for shi*.

PS: Jen Dour asked if I was going to get a soccer locker. LOL. I almost forgot about that joke(which originated in 94").

Ah, Maryland's finest...

Put down the crack pipe! Who the heck beats up little kids?
These people must be related to the late Rick James:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/03/girl.attacked.ap/index.html

Pick up lines by Astrological sign

Thank you, Devin for sending this to me.

Aries: I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn: Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius:You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?