How David Koresh of them

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/11/valentine.suicide/index.html

Don't forget today is Jay's birthday

Even with my busy job as a Wedding Planner, I have time to write this--hahaha.

Top 3 reasons Jay deserves cool Birthday gifts:

1. You did the coolest and most creative proposal to Nikki - ever.
2. You could be a fill in for Dave Matthew's on his next cd
3. You make up just as bad/dry jokes as I do.

This moron gouged out his eye

Singer Talks: Why He Gouged Out His Eye

R&B singer Houston, who gouged his eye out while in a London hotel on Jan. 27, issued a statement late last week saying the devil made him do it.

The Associated Press reports that Houston's publicist denied earlier reports that he had tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a London hotel window. The publicist said Houston had "found himself in the midst of a spiritual battle against the evil that runs rampant in the entertainment industry." In addition, the singer's body guard, Marco Powell, issued this statement: "I went to check on him before going to bed, and I saw blood on the floor. Houston was lying on his bed with a towel over his face, and I removed the towel to find his eye hanging out. He said he had to get the devil off of his back, and that's the only way he could kill the devil." The statement went on to explain that Houston was raised strictly Christian and was "constantly at odds with the temptations that come with success in the music business."

Suck it Up: Deep Throat is back in theaters

For the full story go to:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/08/
leisure.deepthroat.reut/index.html

Dick is not running laps or for President

Dick Cheney announced he will not run for President...this guy
can't even run around the corner...and besides this douche bag
will die of a heart attack before 2008 anyway.

He was quoted saying:
"With my busy oil trade deals with Sadaam's friends and
my busy schedule of having a weekly heart attack, I feel
I cannot be the president. Besides, the past 4 years has been
exhausting and I still have more time to go working for
the dumbest man alive".

For the full story about this dirt bag go to: http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/02/06/
cheney.president.run.reut/index.html

Bit*h, go make me a turkey pot pie

This man told his wife to go make him a turkey pot pie and she didn't so he killed her and ate her.

Okay if you don't recognize the turkey pot pie line, its from the Breakfast Club and I obviously exaggerated that part but this guy did really kill and eat his wife.

For the full story go to:http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breaking/20050127-093921-4390r.htm

Thanks to Victoria for sending me the story :)