I know I am from NJ ..

But people in NJ are going a little overboard with the law suits.

First,there was that sad gentleman who sued a night club for
"discrimination against men" for offering free admission for
LADIES ONLY. What that dweeb doesn't get is that helps enable
men to get laid. But clearly he wasn't. So he sued.

Now this other guy is suing BlockBuster for not being "clear"
on the new "NO MORE LATE FEES" incentive program they started.

Anyone who knows me is well aware that I am the Clarification
Queen and I want everything to be clear as possible and I avoid
misunderstandings like the Ebola, but come on -this is ridiculous.

People sue McDonalds for getting chubby, now they are suing for
being charged a fee when they have a week to return the movie.
America is considered the Land of the Free but we are just the
Land of the Lazy.

You don't exercise, so you sue. You don't return a movie until a
year later, so you sue. STOP suing just because you are lazy or
because you are pathetic (like the NJ clubber guy).

Want to be slothful? That is your prerogative (Like Bobby Brown &
Britney Spears say LOL),but don't hold others accountable for your
apathy.

Lord knows I am totally lazy with cleaning but I am not suing anyone
over it. If I had the time and energy and determination to sue over that,
I'd do the logical thing and use that energy to clean. LOL

Anyway, for the full story, go to:http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/18/
news/midcaps/blockbuster_suit/index.htm?cnn=yes

Happy Birthday Lori

Top 6 reasons you should get receive really cool gifts:

1. You give great analogies and give good advice.
2. You are very honest.
3. Because you are a super cool older sister
(at least Kara thinks so - haha just kidding, of course I do)
4. You are like the # 1 sales person on earth.
5. Because soon all gifts will be for miniature Lori & Craig.
6. Because you get books, as gifts that you already have so you should get other gifts. LOL.

This Woman Flogged Police with her cane

For the full story, on this woman who must be from Singapore
(where flogging people for graffiti and jaywalking is
considered normal), go to:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/16/cane.attack.ap/index.html

Since its Valentine's Day..

Okay so 75% of my quality poems were written during my teen angst years - I am not demented LOL -- and maybe one day some publisher will come across this and tell me they want to publish me.

Anyway this particular one is one of the two that I have had published:

In school,1993 we were reading Romeo & Juliet. Then on Valentines Day, my teacher told us to write a poem about love- this is what I came up with (it was inspired by the book we were reading not by suicidal tendencies. LOL

Valentines Day Poem

I loved you.
Actually I still do.
But you are gone and you're not here to hold.
Gosh, I am so cold right now.
I wish you were here to wipe away my fear of being alone.
I am an emotional disaster.

My heart beats faster, as I think of you.
I wish you were still alive so I could see your smile and we'd talk for awhile.
But I am alone now.
God, it hurts so bad.
I want to kill myself, just to be with you - because I feel I have nothing to live for.

All's I know is - that I miss you and I want to hug & kiss you.
I think of memory bliss and I realize I don't want to be alone.

-- Written by Yours Truly

U2 did not deserve to win best rock song

I can't believe "Vertigo" won for best rock song, at the Grammys. "Vertigo" is like the worst song ever.
They should have won for "Band that has gone downhill the most".